Guys, today I got a very compact Dragon Ball Z Kakarot for your android phone. The link to the game is below.
Commentator: We're following Ash Ketchum on a trip to the Pokémon League with friends Misty and Brock. Blurry: I feel lost...as usual. Brook: Hey, I didn't lose my ticket. Brook: Sure, it would be nice to have a *portable* device that tells us where we are. Pikachu: Paul... Brook: Sure, it would be nice to have a mobile device that tells us where we are.
AS: No! Only these mobile devices tell us what Pokémon are! What really matters! Pikachu: Pika! Misty [voice]: Look at this! ASH boy [OS]: Wow! It's so big... Brook: Guys, that doesn't sound human. I thought it might be a Pokemon! Pikachu: Pikachu! Ash: Wow! It's time to use your trusty Pokédex! POKÉDEX: "Data not found." ASH [V.S.]: Huh?! Blur [OS]: Technology failed us... Perfect Cell: Sorry! Do you have children! AS: Can you talk?! Misty: Like meow! for everybody. Are you here for the tournament? Because people have started fighting me before, and to be honest, they are really starting to get old. I mean, I made an appointment. The least you can do is wait... AS: Guys, I'm going to fight! for everybody. prison cell.
Oh, I think this is the answer to the question. ASH: Come on... I don't know what it is, so let's try... Squirtle, come on! Square: Squirtle! for everybody. CELL: Wait, so *you* won't fight me? ES: Of course not! It's a Pokemon battle! Pokemon vs Pokemon! for everybody. CELL: Well, you said a word, but I don't know what... ASH: Squirtle, it's distracting! Use the water gun! Square: Squirtle! spray! for everybody. CELL: It's humid today, so... thanks? ES: Oh no! have no effect! for everybody. CELL: So I'm just... I'm going to add it again, okay? AS: Squirtle, use Skull Ba--! for everybody. SEL [Operating System]: Yes! Square: Square! AS: It's *sunbeam*! for everybody. Cell: Did you say sunlight? Because it's completely different~ AS: No wonder the water doesn't work! Grass is a Pokemon! for everybody. prison cell.
Well, looks like the guys in the leather pants are playing cards with me. Is he a sword beast? Because it's like a duel of monsters. Ash: Chargard, go~! for everybody. Cellular: Is that a bloody dragon?! Because I'll be honest - it's beautiful metal! Brook: It's not actually some steel, not some dragon! for everybody. SAL: ... ASHEN: Charizard! Use firearms! Charizard: (Roaring Dragon(?)) Loyal. CELL: Well, I'm dry now, good job. I was able to take a steam shower. AS: Fire is also ineffective! Oh man, it bothers me that I didn't do anything wrong! for everybody. CELL: By the way, it's called Cell! You can at least ask me before I start throwing creatures.
AS: You're so strong... AS: But Pikachu and I fought more than I can count! Pikachu: Fuck! AS: But Pikachu and I fought harder than I can count! AS: But Pikachu and I fought more than I can count! for everybody. SEL: Not a big number, I'm sure. AS: And if anyone can be beaten, it's him. Terra Bica! Jesse (loudspeaker): Not so fast, boy! James [ts]: Well, freaks, get used to it! Jesse [O.S.]: Wrong time, wrong place James... James [O.S.]: I'm sorry, Jesse, I'm sorry! Come on... just get started. Issei: Get ready for trouble! James: And do it twice! Issei: To save the world from destruction! James [ts]: To unite everyone in our country! SAL: Well, *what kind of *feverish* dream is this?! Jesse [ts]: To expose the evils of truth and love! Ash [V.O.].
These guys are here to steal my pikachu! James[c]: To extend our reach to the stars! on. SEL: So *you know* these guys. James[c]: To extend our reach to the stars! Ash: Yes! She... Jessie: Jessie! James: James~! Jessie [TS]: Team Rocket Explosion - ! [previously yelled TR] {PING} to everyone. CELL: Are you interested, my princess? Brook: ...are they going to be okay? Bloor: Do you really care? Brook: ...no. Actually I do not know. ES: Okay. Back to Pokemon battles! Pikachu! I choose--! for everybody. CELL: Really? I'm not a Pokemon, okay? I don't even know what it is, what is a pokemon? AS: It's... "pocket monster". for everybody. Are they in your pocket? AS: No, I have them on my belt. Pokball. for everybody.
SEL: Then there are no pocket monsters! *You*..belt monster. *ball* monsters! No, no, no, those are *CAPSULE* monsters! And *duel* them! So monsters *DUEL FIRST*! AS: I... So you're not Bouquet...? for everybody. SEL: No, I'm not a fucking Pokémon! And get out of here now, before you and your yellow mouse are dead! And the guy who keeps looking at me and your red-haired girlfriend all the time! T-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh. AS: Terra Pikachu. Come find the Pokémon Center. Pikachu: Pika~! for everybody.
SEL: My God, this is the longest seven days I've waited in my life. I had to plan for Wednesday. Kill every day cameras! Insulting the wound, I-... *Is that the Frieza King*?! [DBZ pause (another commercial)] Hi guys, my name is Stefan and I'm the editor of this video, I hope you enjoy! If so, you can also check out the Team FourStar crossover video with Pokémon Abridged, Ash vs Cells! And when it's over, I'll probably watch the second episode of my session, Fist Master. The caption says the animated presentation is similar to Dragonball Z in Rick and Morty. So maybe look at those things if you want.
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